Credit Card Consolidation

Ed Feels Rather Strongly About Credit Card Consolidation

As the Head Janitor, I resent all of you who don't take credit card consolidation seriously

Seriously, you have no idea how much credit card consolidation is related indirectly to my day to day workload. When you think long and hard about it, it's easy to see why the kiddies have so much pent up rage. Because they cannot control their finances. These here kids have their own credit cards but no clue how to spend them. They have no idea the kind of interest rates they are going to rack up if they are not careful, and it's like a ticking time bomb goes off with every kid that is issued one.

• Guys, in particular, seem to fall victim to the same old trap.
• They get into debt, panic, then get dumped by their girlfriends, because chicks are all over guys they think are rich, then spray paint graffiti and obscenities all over the school while causing God knows what other miscellaneous damage.
• That leaves me, good old Ed, to clean up the mess with a little elbow grease and credit card consolidation.

Here's how I tell 'em about credit card consolidation

So the kids come to me acting all macho and stuff, but they are desperate. They need credit card consolidation and they know only I can help them out. In the end it is kind of pathetic. I tell my clients, who are all between the ages of 16-18, and students at DCHS, that they cannot consolidate credit card debts unless they are ready to assume the work. Sure there is not a lot of actual homework or any papers due, but in order to truly understand the concept of credit repair and get the results you want, they need to watch how they treat money. Control spending. Use a little restraint and willpower. Get hip.

That's credit card consolidation, friends. Ed Stuck --- out.

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