Debt Management Solution

Ed Says It Is About Time For A Debt Management Solution

I aim to find the best debt management solution for everybody in school

The name's Ed. The game's sweeping the floor. And finding a debt management solution for every student who comes to be looking for advice. That's right. Every boy and girl at Debt Consolidation High School who stops me to ask for my advice on debt and credit issues will receive my undivided attention. Sometimes I gotta set up meetings on my Blackberry, which gets a little hectic. Must stay organized, though. Mopping up vomit is one thing, debt management is quite another. I gotta stay on top of my game.

So the first thing I do, when a boy or young lady comes to me is size them up. Then I give 'em a little $hit, just to lighten the mood. You know, talk about their height or other distinguishing physical characteristics that they might be sensitive to, then see how they respond. My three apprentices - the younger janitors - are usually there for this too. Yup, no debt management programs begin without a full staff introduction. If we are gonna work together, we have to know how each other ticks.

If me and my guys are gonna set out to clean up your debt, and devise and implement a debt management solutionthat really works, we are gonna have to get to know you - and your financial situation - well.

You can stop by the janitor's closet at any time

See the boys below? There they are. Look at them. So proud, so committed to the dual goals of helping you find a solution - and not just any solution, but the IDEAL debt management solution - and keeping this place spic and span. It's not a glorious life, but it's an honest day's work, and we feel good about what we do. I am proud to have these men working under me. Together we form what has to be the top debt management service east of the Mississippi.

As the head Sanitation professional here at DCHS, I encourage you to contact me or any of the boys for advice on finding a debt management solution at any time. Whenever you want, come on by. You know where to find us.

In the janitor's closet, possibly shooting dice. Don't let the stench turn you off. It comes with the territory. Hey, you want answers? You want free advice? For a debt management solution, you should be excited to put up with anything we say.

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